Total Medals Earned: 76 (From 19 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,500 Points
Medals Earned: 7/10 (150/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Visit the credits.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 6/16 (60/500 points)
Buy your first of many upgrades.
Max out any upgrade type. Some have more levels than others.
Check out and maybe even read the credits.
Reflect 30 bullets with one shield power up. Try not to touch the foes though.
Kill 1,000 foes dead.
Beat the first 10 levels.
Collect 2,000 money or more in any one level. Money multiplier helps.
Get two attack power ups at the same time for massive damage.
Get a Total High Score of 300,000 or more.
Grind a bit and max out all upgrades.
Beat any level after level 10 without taking damage.
Get a Total High Score of 1,000,000 or more. Can only be done on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels again on Hard Mode.
Beat all 20 levels and finish the game.
Get an A rank or better in every level on Hard Mode.
Get an A rank or better in every level.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 3/20 (40/395 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 5/5 (135/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 14/14 (515/515 points)
Launch Madness: Off-Color.
Die.
Killcount: 50
Killcount: 100
Killcount: 200
Killcount: 300
Equip Pico's Uzi (1/1000 Drop Chance)
Try out Experiment Mode.
Be a homie and look at the credits.